THE TOUR FOR THE 1%
The world's largest minority finally has a tour designed exclusively for them! It must be difficult living in a world where everything is catered to the lowest 99% of the global population. Skagway Private Tours is an inclusive company that treats everyone with respect and dignity as well as enthusiasm for diversity while catering to the individual needs of our clientele. Our unprecedented TOUR FOR THE 1% offers a private hourly rate that will allow our often disparaged 1% to feel more comfortable with their fiscal foundation.
All of our tour options and alternative tour options offered to the 99% at a measly $150/hour will now be offered to the lonesome 1% at a vehicle rate of $12,375/hour with a 4 hour minimum. Skagway Private Tours knows that if you pay more, it must be a better product! Well, this tour is obviously the best. Travel incognito in humble comfort with our 2014 Dodge Grand Caravan. No one would guess your worth in THIS van!
OR you can choose the uppity Dabryan Limo van option for $20,000 per hour with tinted windows so regular tourists have no way to see in. Tinted windows are a great paparazzi deterrent as well (like a bug spray, but it's just tinted glass).
If you would like a different vehicle, Skagway Private Tours is more than willing to help your staff with the logistics of shipping it to Skagway after you purchase it, and will be happy to advise on local registration and insurance. 20% of profits from this tour will be donated to the local Skagway charity of MY choice. No financial records are needed to book this tour. We will just use the honor system.
$$$ Cash discount offered. $$$
YOU CAN OFFSET 2 YEARS OF FINANCIAL OBLIVION CAUSED BY THE DEATH OF TOURISM TO SKAGWAY IN 2020 AND 2021 BY BOOKING ONE OF THESE ELITE TOUR OPTIONS. WHAT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO LEAVE THIS PLACE BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT! OPRAH WOULD DO IT! YOU CAN TOO!
All of our tour options and alternative tour options offered to the 99% at a measly $150/hour will now be offered to the lonesome 1% at a vehicle rate of $12,375/hour with a 4 hour minimum. Skagway Private Tours knows that if you pay more, it must be a better product! Well, this tour is obviously the best. Travel incognito in humble comfort with our 2014 Dodge Grand Caravan. No one would guess your worth in THIS van!
OR you can choose the uppity Dabryan Limo van option for $20,000 per hour with tinted windows so regular tourists have no way to see in. Tinted windows are a great paparazzi deterrent as well (like a bug spray, but it's just tinted glass).
If you would like a different vehicle, Skagway Private Tours is more than willing to help your staff with the logistics of shipping it to Skagway after you purchase it, and will be happy to advise on local registration and insurance. 20% of profits from this tour will be donated to the local Skagway charity of MY choice. No financial records are needed to book this tour. We will just use the honor system.
$$$ Cash discount offered. $$$
YOU CAN OFFSET 2 YEARS OF FINANCIAL OBLIVION CAUSED BY THE DEATH OF TOURISM TO SKAGWAY IN 2020 AND 2021 BY BOOKING ONE OF THESE ELITE TOUR OPTIONS. WHAT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO LEAVE THIS PLACE BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT! OPRAH WOULD DO IT! YOU CAN TOO!
please have your people call My PEOPLE AT: 907-612-0291 to arrange your tour and for bank routing information.
or if you prefer email: [email protected]
ALL TOURS TRAVEL UP TO THE WHITE PASS SUMMIT AND INCLUDE THESE STOPS OR DRIVE BY LANDMARKS:
*Denver Valley
*Rocky point, Brackett's wagon road and White Pass & Yukon Route Railroad tracks
*Scenic scrap metal heap and city trash incinerator
*US Customs
*Pitchfork Falls and Goat Lake Hydro Pipeline
*Bridal Veil Falls and White Pass City valley
*Moore Creek Bridge
*Welcome to Alaska Sign
*International Falls
*Sub Alpine terrain
*Multiple hanging glaciers
*Denver Valley
*Rocky point, Brackett's wagon road and White Pass & Yukon Route Railroad tracks
*Scenic scrap metal heap and city trash incinerator
*US Customs
*Pitchfork Falls and Goat Lake Hydro Pipeline
*Bridal Veil Falls and White Pass City valley
*Moore Creek Bridge
*Welcome to Alaska Sign
*International Falls
*Sub Alpine terrain
*Multiple hanging glaciers
WHEN TRAVELING AT TYPICAL PACE WITH PHOTO STOPS, IN 4 HOURS WE CAN TRAVEL 100 MILES ROUNDTRIP AND SEE:
*35 miles beyond White Pass summit *Views of Summit/Fraser Lake *Canadian Customs *Yukon Suspension Bridge ( $15cdn to cross bridge but this will be on me-- don't mention it) *Tutshi Boat Launch *Tutshi panoramic view *Windy Arm of Tagish Lake *Sherry's favorite photo stop *Welcome to the Yukon sign |
WITH 5 HOURS WE CAN TRAVEL 130 MILES ROUND TRIP TO CARCROSS AND SEE:
*52 miles beyond White Pass Summit *Historic Venus Mine *Bove Island and Lime Mt. *Historic Carcross village *Carcross Tlingit Learning Center *Flush toilets! *Sandy beach at Lake Bennett |
WITH 6 HOURS WE COULD MAKE IT TO EMERALD LAKE AND SEE:
*61 miles beyond the summit *Carcross Desert *Spectacular Emerald Lake *Carcross, Yukon-- Tagish First Nations Village *Carcross Tagish First Nations Learning Center |
Give yourself extra time to enjoy all of your favorite new stops and spend as long as the wildlife will allow us without feeling sad because you have to rush back to your ship. Spend a little extra time in Carcross having a leisurely lunch or poking around in some of their new gift shops and cafes and have some quiet time walking the beach at lakes Bennett or Tutshi. Whatever you choose to do, just slow down the pace and enjoy at your leisure for just one hour more.
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4 Hour Tour by minivan $49,500 LIMO $80,000
5 Hour Tour $61,875 LIMO $100,000
6 Hour Tour $74,250 LIMO $120,000
7 Hour Tour $86,825 LIMO $140,000
Tours are subject to a 5% city sales tax.
Cash discount offered.
5 Hour Tour $61,875 LIMO $100,000
6 Hour Tour $74,250 LIMO $120,000
7 Hour Tour $86,825 LIMO $140,000
Tours are subject to a 5% city sales tax.
Cash discount offered.